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The Brony Song (Total Drama Style)

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[Trent]
It's not easy being a brony
Both my parents and my friends don't understand


[Duncan]
They say ponies aren't for boys

[Scott]
That I shouldn't buy these toys

[Lightning]
That I need to toughen up and be a man

[Gwen]
It's not easy being a brony
But especially a brony who's a girl


[Eva]
The attention's all on guys

[Courtney]
Why can't no one realize
That there are pegasisters all around the world?


[Mike, Tyler]
I can't make it to the meet-ups

[Cameron, Justin]
Or contribute brony art

[Noah, Cody]
I'm straight, but my family thinks I'm gay

[Alejandro, Heather]
I'd buy shirts, but I'm too cheap

[Brick, Jo]
I'm seeing rainbows in my sleep

[Izzy]
And I can't pull off my Pinkie Pie cosplay!

[Dawn]
Why can't I hug Fluttershy?

[DJ]
"My Little Dashie" made me cry

[Owen]
When will pony clothes come in my size?

[Zoey]
I don't see what all the fuss is

[Bridgette, Geoff]
I just watch it for the plot

[Staci]
Every week...

[Katie, Saide]
I get trolled by Tara Strong

[Leshawna]
All my feelings are conflicting

[Anne Maria]
Over Lyra Bon Bon shipping

[Sam]
iTunes, Y U No have any Pony songs?

[Harold]
I'll always love the show I choose

[Dakota]
Despite the stories on FOX News

[Beth]
I'm Twilightlicious

[Lindsay]
And I love Derpy Hooves!

[All Contestants]
Life can be hard for a brony
But our show's the very best you'll ever see
And this world will soon discover
It's a great show that's like no other
Join the herd, watch MLP!


[Sierra]
Okie dokie lokie!
The contestants of Total Drama confess that they're all bronies and pegasisters... in song.

Total Drama (c) Teletoon
Music (c) Daniel Ingram
Lyrics (c) AJ Pinkerton
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Loth-Eth's avatar
Everyone, that is okay to ne a brony of a pegasister. And for me, I'm a brony and I'm proud of it. I love being a brony for the rest of my life, I am obessed with My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic TV Show, and of course, I said myself: Once a Brony, Always a Brony.