Total Drama Sings Animaniacs 18.5

[Announcer #1]
Hi! Billy Mays here! Do you want some crap you shouldn't buy?!

[Announcer #2]
SHUT UP! PLEASE; just shut up, Billy Mays!

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(Scene shows a huge sign that says "Heather and Alejandro's World of Baldness" on it. Heather and Alejandro enter.)

[Heather]
Hi! I'm Heather!

[Alejandro]
And I'm Alejandro!

[Heather]
You might know us from shows like Total Drama and... well that's about it.

[Alejandro]
Any-who, we want to shave you bald and spray paint your head for $19.95!

[Heather]
Sure, you can go elsewhere to get shaved bald and have your head spray painted, but it can cost you as much as 100, 200, up to 300 dollars!

[Alejandro]
But here at Heather and Alejandro's World of Baldness and Spray Paint, we'll shave you bald and spray paint your head for just $19.95.

(Scene cuts to Chris, who is sitting in a chair, and Sierra, Dakota, and Staci are standing around him)

[Heather]
Has your head lost its luster and sheen? Is unsightly hair covering up that beautiful chrome-dome finish? Well, just come down to Heather and Alejandro's, and we'll use our own patented system and latex-based poster paint garunteed to bring back that show-room sheen.

[Alejandro]
Why, on a bright summer day, your friends would need sunglasses just to look at your gleaming cue ball.

(Cuts back to Heather and Alejandro)

[Heather]
We'll shave you bald and you choose your favorite color. Pius, coral, mustard-brown, salmon, minty-lime, and my personal favorite, new-lavender.

(Cuts back to Chris, who is now on a conveyor belt. Sierra, Dakota, and Staci pull a lever.)

[Alejandro]
Not only that, we'll throw in a free wash and hot wax at no extra charge.

(Chris screams, cuts back to Heather and Alejandro)

[Heather]
What's that? You don't want to be shaved bald? Then try our new customized hair plucking process!

(Cuts to Staci, who is knawing on Blainley's hair)

Where Staci herself will knaw out every hair follicle out of your hair with her bare teeth!

(Cuts back to Heather and Alejandro)

[Alejandro]
As long as you wind up bald, we're happy. Don't delay!

(Cuts to Sierra and her clones, the operators.)

Operators are standing by, so call for an appointment today!

[Heather]
Yes! We want to shave you bald and spray paint your head for $19.95!

(Sierra, Dakota, and Staci enter)

Ah, hell! Who are we kidding? We'll shave you bald and spray paint your head for free!

[Alejandro]
So please, we beg of you! Come on down to Heather and Alejandro's World of Baldness! And remember, we're not only the presidents of Heather and Alejandro's World of Baldness...

(Sierra, Dakota, and Staci shave and spray paint Heather's, Alejandro's, and their own heads)

[Heather, Alejandro]
We're also annoying!