Total Drama Sings Animaniacs 17

[Announcers #1 & 2]
And I say hey!

[Announcers #3, 4, & 5]
Hey!

[Announcers #1 & 2]
What a wonderful kind of day--

[Announcer #6]
SHUT UP!

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(The contestants are shown walking in a small German village wearing traditional German attire, except for Sierra and Staci, who are dressed like female versions of the Master of Ceremonies from Cabaret.)

[Cody]
Hi, everybody! We're all here in Germany today to lean the international friendship song, to show the Germans how friendly we Canadians are.

[Cameron]
And here to teach us is our two German contestants, Sierra and Staci.

[Sierra, Staci]
Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!

[Sierra]
Are you guys ready to sing the international friendship song?

[Contestants]
Ja!

[Sierra]
Ist das nicht ein piece of chalk?

[Contestants]
Ja, das ist ein piece of chalk!

[Sierra]
Ist das nicht en key and lock?

[Contestants]
Ja, das ist en key and lock!

[All]
Piece of chalk, key and lock
Oh, du schone
Oh, du schone
Oh, du schone
Schnitzelbank!

[Geoff]
Are we having fun yet?

[Staci]
Ist das nicht ein cuckoo clock?

[Contestants]
Ja, das ist ein cuckoo clock!

[Staci]
Does it nicht go tick, tick, tock?

[Contestants]
Ja, it does go tick, tick, tock!

[All]
Cuckoo clock, tick, tick, tock
Piece of chalk, key and lock
Oh, du schone
Oh, du schone
Oh, du schone
Schnitzelbank!

[Sierra]
You see, it's really easy. Would any of you guys like to try?

[Noah]
I would like to go first, but I don't know what to sing about.

[Staci]
Anything you want. Just remember to have fun!

[Noah]
Okay!

(He grabs a loaf of bread)

Ist das nicht ein piece of bread?

[Contestants]
Ja, das ist ein piece of bread!

[Noah]
Does it fit in Owen's head?

(He stuffs the bread in Owen's mouth)

[Contestants]
Ja, it fits in Owen's head!

[All]
Piece of bread, Owen's head
Oh, du schone
Oh, du schone
Oh, du schone
Schnitzelbank!

[Zoey]
Can I go next?

[Staci]
Sure!

[Zoey]
(She points to Mike)

Is this not a cute guy this?

[Contestants]
Ja, that is a cute guy this!

[Zoey]
Is this not a great big kiss?

(She gives Mike a kiss on the cheek)

[Contestants]
Ja, that is a great big kiss!

[All]
Cute guy this, great big kiss
Piece of bread, Owen's head
Oh, du schone
Oh, du schone
Oh, du schone
Schnitzelbank!

[Leshawna]
Can I go? I've got a good one!

[Sierra]
Go ahead.

[Leshawna]
(She points to Harold)

Ist das nicht Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady V?

[Contestants]
Ja, das ist Harold Cheever Doris McGrady V!

[Leshawna]
Ist das nicht ein incredibly long name we have to try and say?

[Contestants]
Ja, das ist ein incredibly long name we have to try and say!

[All]
Cute guy this, great big kiss
Piece of bread, Owen's head
Oh, du schone
Oh, du schone
Oh, du schone
Schnitzelbank!

[Staci]
Wow, you guys are really getting the hang of this song!

[Duncan]
But we're just getting warmed up.

(He points to Staci's stomach)

Ist das nicht ein Staci's gut?

[Contestants]
Ja, das nicht ein Staci's gut!

[Duncan]
(He points to Staci's rear)

Ist das nicht ein Staci's butt?

[Contestants]
Ja, das ist ein Staci's butt!

[All]
Staci's gut, Staci's butt
Oh, du schone
Oh, du schone
Oh, du schone
Schnitzelbank!

[Sierra]
Okay, I think we can stop now, okay?

[Lightning]
Wait!

(He rips off Sierra's and Staci's pants)

Ist das nicht ein pairs of pants?

[Contestants]
Ja, das ist ein pairs of pants!

[Lightning]
Ist das underpants from France?

[Contestants]
Ja, das underpants from France!

[All]
Pairs of pants, thongs from France
Staci's gut, Staci's butt
Oh, du schone
Oh, du schone
Oh, du schone
Schnitzelbank!

[Anne Maria]
(She rips off the rest of Sierra's and Staci's clothes)

Ist das nicht ein real flat chests?

[Contestants]
Ja, das ist ein real flat chests!

[Anne Maria]
Are these girls no longer dressed?

[Contestants]
Ja, those girls are no longer dressed!

[All]
Real flat chests, they're not dressed
Pairs of pants, thongs from France
Staci's gut, Staci's butt
Oh, du schone
Oh, du schone
Oh, du schone
Schnitzelbank!

(Sierra and Staci get mad to the point where they kick them all out of the village.)

[Sam]
Boy, some international friendship song.