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Total Drama Sings Animaniacs 1

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(Sounds of monkey noises)

[Announcer]
SHUT UP!

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[Chris]
One Monday morning, I got up late
And there were these monkeys outside the gate
Chef Hatchet tried to stop them but he had no luck
The monkeys got free and they ran amok
I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do


[All contestants]
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

[Chris]
I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

[Contestants]
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

[Chris]
The studio was run by Celebrity Manhunt's former host
I came downstairs and I was just grossed
The monkeys were doing a crazy dance
They put buggies in my underpants
I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do


[Contestants]
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

[Chris]
Monkeys danced and I danced too

[Contestants]
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

[Chris]
I ran outside to get a stick
But I'm telling you, friends, those monkeys were quick
'Cos when I returned, much to my disgrace
Those monkeys had Blainley in a mad embrace


[Blainley]
I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

[Owen]
For a nickel I'll give you a clue

[Sierra]
(to Chris) I didn't know your eyes were blue!

[Chris]
I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

(first musical interlude)

I went to the bathroom for a shower and shave
The monkeys gonna put me in my grave
The entire bathroom was laid to waste
And they used up all the toothpaste
I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do


[Contestants]
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

[Chris]
These kids are nutso, I'm telling you

[Contestants]
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

[Chris]
Well by this time I was feeling dread
They were using a shoe brush to shine my head
I asked them to leave but they stayed around
They flushed the toilet and I went down
I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do


[Contestants]
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

[Chris]
Call my lawyers! I'm ready to sue!

[Contestants]
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

(Second musical interlude. While Chris, Chef, and Blainley are running from the contestants, the contestants come into the scene dressed like Calypso dancers dancing to the music.)


[Chris]
Well my patience ran out and I'm telling you sure
Tomorrow I'll show those monkeys the door
And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you
To my house for dumplings and monkey stew
I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do


[Contestants]
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

[Chris]
Now I'm in the stew, oh poo!

[Contestants]
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

[Chris]
Watch out for these monkeys, I'm telling you

[Contestants]
Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do

[Izzy]
We're not monkeys, we're just cuckoo

[Contestants]
Don't know what to say the contestants won't do!
This is somewhat based off of :iconaravivelez:'s DeviantArt series, "Silly Songs with Owen," only everyone's going to share the wealth as far as solos and appearances go, and I decided to used the songs from Animaniacs (yeah, I've been super obsessed with Animaniacs lately). In this first song, Chris and the contestants sing about their boisterous relationship in a parody of Harry Belafonte's song, "Monkey."

Note: Since there are waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy too many songs in the entire Animaniacs soundtrack, I decided to only do the songs that take up an entire episode, but there may be a few exceptions. For the "Shut Up" intros, some will be made up, and some will be re-used.

Additional Note: I do not own any of these characters or any of these songs. Teletoon owns the characters and Warner Bros. owns the songs. "SHUT UP" is a trademark of Smosh. (these notices will only be on this particular part of the series)
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