MLP Additional Songs: The Arbiter's Song

Sung in Season 4 Episode 3: "Castle Mane-ia"

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[Rainbow Dash]
You can't be tied for the MOST daring pony!

[Pinkie Pie]
HEY! The first shit someone gives to me, I'll say THIS to them!

(The featured dancers enter)

I've a duty as the referee
At the start of the match
On behalf of all our sponsors
I must welcome you
Which I do -- there's a catch

I don't care if you're a champion
No one messes with me
I am ruthless in upholding
What I know is right
Black or white -- as you'll see

I'm on the case, can't be fooled
Any objection is overruled
Yes I'm the Arbiter and I know best

[Ensemble]
She's impartial, don't push her, she's unimpressed

[Pinkie Pie]
You got your tricks; good for you
But there's no gambit I don't see through
Oh I'm the Arbiter I know the score

[Ensemble]
From square one she'll be watching all 64

[Pinkie Pie]
If you're thinking of the kind of thing
That we've seen in the past
Chanting gurus, walkie-talkies,
Walkouts, hypnotists,
Tempers, fists -- not so fast

This is not the start of World War Three
No political ploys
I think both your constitutions are terrific so
Now you know -- be good boys

I'm on the case, can't be fooled
Any objection is overruled
Yes I'm the Arbiter and I know best

[Ensemble]
She's impartial, don't push her, she's unimpressed

[Pinkie Pie]
You got your tricks; good for you
But there's no gambit I don't see through
Oh I'm the Arbiter I know the score

[Ensemble]
From square one she'll be watching all 64

[Pinkie Pie]
As you settle down behind your dares
Power passes to me
You can play like Fischer, Capablanca, Tal combined
I don't mind - please feel free!

They all thought they were the big fromage
But they don't have my clout
I control the match; I start it, I can call it off
Kasparov found that out

I'm on the case, can't be fooled
Any objection is overruled
Yes, I'm the Arbiter and I know best

[Ensemble]
She's impartial, don't push her, she's unimpressed

[Pinkie Pie]
You got your tricks; good for you
But there's no gambit I don't see through
Oh I'm the Arbiter I know the score

[Ensemble]
From square one she'll be watching all 64

[Pinkie Pie]
Oh I'm the Arbiter and I know the score

[Ensemble]
From square one she'll be watching all 64!