MLP Additional Songs: Be Prepared

Sung in Season 2 Episode 1: "Return of Harmony Part 1"

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[Discord]
To retrieve your missing elements, just make sense of these change of events. Twists and turns are my master plan, then find the elements back where you began.

(The ensemble enters)

I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride

It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares

So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
Be prepared for sensational news
A shining new era is tiptoeing nearer

[Featured Male Soloist #1]
And where do we feature?

[Discord]
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!

[Featured Female Soloist #1]
Yeah! Be prepared. We'll be prepared. For what?

[Discord]
For the death of the harmony in Equestria!

[FMS #2]
Is the town rundown already?

[Discord]
No, fool! We're going to cause chaos all over Ponyville... and the rest of Equestria!

[FFS #2]
Great idea! Who needs harmony?

[FMS #3 & FFS #3]
No harmony, No harmony, nah nah nah nah nah nah!

[FMS #4 & FFS #4]
Long live disharmony! Long live disharmony!

[FMS #5]
It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be all-time adored

[Discord]
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board
The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me

[Ensemble]
So prepare for the coup of the century

[Discord]
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
Meticulous planning, tenacity spanning
Decades of denial is simply why I'll
Be king undisputed respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am
Yes this town and ambitions are bared

[Discord, Ensemble]
Be prepared!
Yes, this town and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!