I Can Already Smell the Butthurt

So as many of you already know, it has been announced three days ago that Zayn has left One Direction, and of course, the Directioners have gone insane as usual. My initial reaction to this news was just "Wait, One Direction is still a thing?" I get that it's natural for fangirls to be upset about this, but some of the tweets I've read about it have proved how fucking insane these fangirls are. I'll give you a few examples of what I found. These are some of my favorites:

"IF ZAYN EVER CHANGES HIS 'ZAYNMALIK1D' TO 'ZAYNMALIK' THEN I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL DIE"
"Nobody understands that this isn't just 'Zayn malik leaving one direction' this is the end to a huge part of me I'm dying inside"
"THIS IS NOT FUNNY! ZAYN MALIK IS LEAVING ONE DIRECTION! I WANNA SLAP SOMEONE DEAD NOW"
"I'm gonn kill myself in this algebra class I can't go on without Zayn"
"can't stop crying... zayn is gone... what's the point of living..."
"if they replace zayn i will murder the replacement Uh"
"What will I do now Zayn has left One Direction. My life has no meaning."

And my personal favorite...
"In honor of Zayn Malik, the flags should be lowered to half staff today"

And these aren't even a fraction of the tweets that I found. So, in simplest terms, these people are bitching and crying over pretty much nothing. They're treating this like one of their closest relatives died or something. So happy I grew out of this boyband-craze phase after I graduated from middle school. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to drink some Butthurt-Directioner tears.